Kids say the silliest things, the smartest things, the most random things and the most relatable things. Thus, New York City school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her kindergartners, she started an Instagram account to chronicle them. Alyssa believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they're brilliant - and that it's a teacher's job to take what children say seriously. Her goal is to help adults understand that children are not always acting outrageous to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information and solving problems 24/7. After partnering with friend and fellow college alumni Greg Dunbar, they have grown Live From Snack Time to 700,000+ followers, and counting, from around the world.

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